This is a tale of how Trade Aid's Tanzanian Manager
perceived the UK on his recent and first trip over to
England. Trade Aid is a UK charity whose aim is to
create sustainable employment in a particularly lovely part
of southern Tanzania, Mikindani, near Mtwara.
On the 14th June, after a long
wait, our beloved Mikindani leader, Mr Dennis Willy Massoi,
arrived in England. After Mtwara International
Airport, he looked totally shell-shocked at Heathrow,
particularly when it was pointed out that he was only in
Terminal 4, the smallest! A quick excursion onto the
M25 was enough for him to decide that he didn't want to
drive in England (know the feeling?). Two hours
later, after an M3 experience, he was dropped off in the
New Forest at my home. He did notice that there
seemed to be more animals (horses, cows, pigs and deer)
running around than in Mtwara area.
That night he was taken to the Salisbury Bandari Club,
(also known as The Chicago Rock Café) which was full
of drunken ladies dancing on tables and celebrating Hen
Nights. Dennis said it would never happen in
Mikindani. On Saturday, suitably attired in an
England football shirt, Dennis watched the England-Denmark
game in a pub in Salisbury and seemed to enjoy the 3-0 win
as much as the locals. After a few days with Jacob
Amuli in Taunton, Dennis returned to work at Trade
Aid. Several exciting things had been lined up for
him, but probably the most interesting was the visit to
Tony Herbert's apiary in the Chalk Valley. Clad
in spacesuits, we were still very nervous of the thousands
of bees who seemed oddly irritated at us opening the hive
and removing their honey. It is hoped in the future
to have a beekeeping trial project in Mikindani under the
supervision of Tony.
Very, very early on Friday morning, we collected Dennis
from Salisbury, along with some former Trade Aid
volunteers, and headed for Stonehenge, to watch the sunrise
over the stones on the Summer Solstice. Dennis had probably
never seen 22,000 people all in one place before, and
especially not the eclectic group that gathers there each
year, with music, dancing, drums and fire eaters, children,
dogs, colourful costumes and some rather dubious practices,
all benignly watched over by the Wiltshire
Constabulary. English weather was true to form and
the sun didn't so much rise as ooze into the lowering
clouds. When we felt that Dennis had seen enough of
the spectacle, we walked the mile or so back to the car
through the teeming rain, and headed for Salisbury, and the
England – Brazil match.
After another Friday night out boogying, it was all
building up to the big Saturday night event at
Burgate. We had around 100 guests who enjoyed a
marvellous African Buffet by Pompi Parry, after listening
to talks by Tony Herbert and Len Coleman. Ian and
Nicola, recently returned from Tanzania, were there,
together with many ex-volunteers and visitors to
Mikindani. The highlight was Dennis explaining what
he thought of England! Apparently he had been worried
at Mrs Brian's absence. “Who will do the
cooking?”
The answer was Mr Tesco, convenience food
department. These totally unhealthy items, pizza,
steak pies, fish and chips, Indian takeaways, combined with
those marvellous machines ' the Microwave and the
Dishwasher had him wondering “why on earth does anyone
in England get married?” Good point Dennis,
I'm sure there is an answer to this tricky question,
but we'll have to think about it. An excellent
evening raised about £850, which will be spent
entirely in environmental projects in Mikindani.
On the Sunday Dennis went up to London and saw all the
main sights from the London Eye. On Monday he did a
bus tour to have a closer look, Buck House, Houses of
Parliament, Big Ben etc etc, all caught his eye. By
around 4pm though he'd had enough of the culture and
was to be found in a pub near Trafalgar square.
Before he returned to Tanzania on the Tuesday, we asked
what had made the biggest impression on him, was it the
Stonehenge Solstice, Heathrow, Houses of Parliament
etc? None of these impressed him as much as the
Salisbury B & Q! So many tools and building
materials under one roof, he couldn't believe
it.
For more information about Trade Aid, volunteers and
their work, please visit their website www.mikindani.com