This is the first in a series of trip reports sent to the
 Beetle by Globetrotter Steve who is travelling around South
 America and Easter Island, the lucky chap!  So, if you
 are planning  trip to Suth America or are interested in
 knowing more about it, you may find Steve’s trip
 reports of interest.
 
 Life has it's ups and downs. On Tuesday I started the
 journey with a tour to the Altiplano National Parks.
 There were just three of us in the group, myself and two
 Germans.  We went first to the local farmer’s
 market to stock up on fresh vegetables and fruit for picnics
 on the trip.  Then we headed inland for a view of
 ancient petroglyphs showing herdsmen and llamas.  There
 was a tomato farm nearby where we bought fresh produce,
 exceptionally huge tomatoes.
 
 The next call was a Hari Krishne monastery where we had lunch
 and then started to climb.  It was the main road to La
 Paz and there were some heavy lorries on the road, one of
 which had started to roll backwards and had come a
 cropper.  We called at a fortified site over 2000 years
 old where the entrance to a fertile valley was guarded by a
 series of semi circular walls.  The countryside was now
 very dry and we climbed through an area of cactus found only
 in that area of Chile.  Near Socompa we went for a short
 walk down an Inca roadway and we started to see the first
 wild guanaco and llamas in the fields.  We entered the
 village of Sacompa and looked at the very old church with its
 squat detached tower.  From there we climbed to Putre
 where we were to stop for the evening.  Unfortunately
 for me I was unable to eat the evening meal as I was feeling
 light-headed and wasn’t hungry.  I had a very poor
 night’s sleep and was sick in the morning.
 Nevertheless I set off with the group up to Lauca National
 Park.  There were spectacular views of the volcano
 across the lake and vicuña to be seen.  The group
 went for a walk but I wasn't feeling well enough to go
 and so stayed with the vehicle.  In fact I slept most of
 the time they were away. When they returned I was unable to
 keep fluids down.  We returned to Pucalpa as planned but
 once there the group leader took me to a doctor who said my
 blood pressure was dangerously low because of the altitude
 and I needed to travel down to sea level immediately.
 They tested my blood pressure before oxygen, while breathing
 oxygen through a mask and then again after the mask was taken
 off.  It immediately fell to very low levels.  And
 so the tour leader drove me down to Arica immediately and the
 tour carried on without me.
 
 The next day my appetite returned a little.  I got a bus
 to Iquique and booked into a hotel for a couple of nights
 there.  Iquique is a very strange city.  It is set
 at the foot of cliffs that must be above 3000 feet
 high.  An enormous sand dune extends into the Southern
 part of the city.  The old downtown area was very run
 down and poor, but right next door are two large sandy bays
 and a lot of quite wealthy looking seaside developments – a
 casino, sailing club and smart hotels.  In the old town
 is one long street of big houses built when the city was
 wealthy from the nitrate trade.  This extended from an
 Opera House where Caruso sang to the sea.  The whole
 street is listed and the buildings, built of timber shipped
 from Oregon in the 19th century, are being restored.  It
 has all been pedestrianised with timber side walks, Victorian
 era lamp posts and street furniture installed and a new horse
 tram route is being constructed.  Apart from these
 features it was quite a dull place and so yesterday I boarded
 another bus and spent four hours twisting down the
 spectacular coast with cliffs and mountains on one side and
 the Pacific on the other but nothing growing and no
 settlement.  The road then turned inland past the Santa
 Elena Nitrate plant and an enormous copper mine to Calama
 where I changed bus and travelled the last hour to San Pedro,
 through the desert, as the sun set and the mountains glowed
 in oranges, reds and gold.
 
 As the bus pulled in I saw one of the Germans who had been on
 the National Parks tour and chatted to him.  I found
 myself a pleasant hotel and then went out for a good dinner
 in a restaurant with live musicians where I bumped into a
 retired Irish teacher from Maidstone who I had met in Arica.
 
 After the problems of the Andes, San Pedro proved a welcome
 change.  I took it easy on the first day, just going to
 the wonderful museum. I chose the same time as a SAGA group.
  What has happened to adventure travel?  One member
 of the group was so overweight she wasn’t able to
 manage the whole museum tour and commented that the thin gold
 used for face masks looked as though it had been made to
 cover chocolate.
 
 The next day I was feeling more adjusted to the altitude and
 walked out to a pre-Inca fort 3km from town.  I arrived
 shortly after the SAGA party.  The fort is built on a
 steep hillside where the river leaves a gorge and forms the
 oasis.  The stonework was interesting, similar if cruder
 than Inca work.  There was a maze of rooms, passages and
 who knows what leading up to an excellent viewpoint.
  The SAGA group didn't get there.  The area has
 an interesting history.  The Incas were only dominant
 for 60 years.  The local people just submitted to them
 so were not defeated. However when news came that the Spanish
 had defeated the Incas the community leaders decided they
 weren't going to be dictated to about changing their
 names to match a new not understood religion.  They
 therefore rebelled and retreated to their 11th Century fort.
 The Spanish, with horses and assisted by some local
 antagonistic neighbours defeated them in short time and
 executed the leaders. San Pedro de Atacama then became the
 sleepy backwater it remained until recently.
 
 Next day, feeling full of confidence, I joined a tour to the
 Salar de Atacame to see the birds.  The Salar looked
 like thawing snow, a grubby white and crunchy underfoot, with
 surface water in places.  In the distance the distinct
 shape of the flamingos could be seen although even with
 strong binoculars you couldn't tell what species of the
 three found there were in sight.  When they flew they
 looked even pinker and had an unusual Concorde profile with
 the wings far back along their bodies.  In the distance
 Volcano Lascar steamed.  It erupts every four years, the
 last time being 2000!  It seems it throws out ash, not
 lava, and the winds always take the ash into Argentina.
  So that was alright.
 
 The next stop was the isolated village of Socaire which had a
 very small stone church and tower.  The church had
 become unsafe and so the community built a replica on a new
 town square but were now repairing the original.  Around
 were terraces used for growing vegetables but slowly going
 out of use. Local men work in the Lithium extraction
 plant at the Salire and so the local economy is becoming cash
 based.
 
 From the village we ascended to the deep blue Lakes of
 Miscanti and Miñques at above12,000 feet.  We
 walked along a ridge from one to the other with stunning
 views and then back close to the shore.  It was an
 important site for the flamingos to breed.
  They’re poor parents producing one chick which
 they will abandon if disturbed.  It was the breeding
 season so we had to keep back from the lake shore.  I
 was pleased to manage the walking without breathlessness or
 losing lunch!
 
 The final stop was the village of Tocanao which is at the end
 of a gorge with a stream flowing through it.  The stream
 is used for irrigating figs, quince, grapes and other fruit.
  The contrast between the arid highlands and the deep
 green of the valley was outstanding.  It reminded me of
 Dovedale with surreal colour enhancement. Walking along the
 valley was a real pleasure after the heat and exertions of
 the rest of the day.
 
 San Pedro de Atacama has an odd mix of visitors.  There
 is a 'hippy' Chilean element, European gap year
 students, young European Professionals and elderly Islington
 or Baden Baden types having an alternative retirement
 holiday.  The restaurants are a little more expensive
 than usual in Chile but have some adventurous combinations on
 the menu and the wine is delicious.
 
 Well, I moved on to Antofagasta.  Antofagasta is lack
 lustre.  It's just a busy city and a bit down at
 heel.  I decided to spend half a day looking at an
 industrial museum a little out of town.  At the bus
 station this morning there were several ticket windows with
 bored staff sitting behind them and closed signs firmly in
 place.  I went to the enquiry desk where three men were
 assisting one customer.  After a while one broke away to
 see me.  Can I have a ticket to Bacquedano I
 asked. I was told to get on the bus already in the
 terminal quickly and buy a ticket from the conductor.
  After half an hour the bus left.  (Why the hurry?)
 “Bacquedano” I said to the conductor.
 “Calama?” he replied. “No,
 Baquedano.” I said. “Maria Elena?” he said.
 “No. Baquedano,” I said firmly and pointed to it
 in heavy print in my guide book. “Ah, Baquedano”
 he said, “$1 000”.  I paid.
 
 The museum was hopeless, uncared for, vandalised and
 derelict.  I nosed around, did a sketch and went top the
 village for lunch.  I had a tasty empenada and a cola
 for about a pound and then asked where was the best place to
 get a bus back to Antofagasta.  The cafe owner said they
 were every half hour and you could flag them down infront of
 the cafe.  He would bring me a chair so I could sit in
 the shade.  As he was telling me this a bus went past.
  I sat in the shade for an hour before the next bus
 came.  I waved. The driver and conductor waved back and
 drove past in a half empty bus.  I decided to walk up to
 the police check point at the entry to town were all buses
 and trucks have to stop.  After half an hour of standing
 in the early afternoon heat a bus came and I got on.  He
 then stopped and picked someone else up outside the cafe
 where I had been sitting half an hour earlier.
 
 Back in town I felt I deserved a coffee and lemon pie.
  After quite a while the waiter returned with the coffee
 but said there was no lemon pie.  I’m going to
 treat myself to a nice sea food dinner and white wine.
  Wish me luck.
 
 Next Steve goes to Easter Island.