Police in Australia are hunting for a thief caught on a Gold Coast’s pet shop's security camera stuffing a lorikeet down his underpants and running to a getaway car parked in the street outside. Hhhmm, gives a new version to the phrase budgie smuggler. Mr Westaway, the shop owner said that the theft was an act of animal abuse, “The way that man shoved that lorikeet inside his pants is animal cruelty.”