OK, it's silly season! Earlier in the year, we saw Prince Charles (but not Camilla!) spend a night in a £25-a-night B&B called Yew Tree Farm, an 18th century farmhouse in the Lake District village of Rosthwaite in Borrowdale. Pre-divorce, Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise also used to stay in the Lake District, at Samling, a rambling Lakeland estate of stone cottages dotted across a fell overlooking Lake Windermere.

Michael Winner stays at Sandy Lane, Barbados. Kylie is known to holiday in Ibiza, staying at a £10,000 a week three-bed art deco house on top of a mountain, according to celebrity travel agent Earth. Julien MacDonald of Givenchy fame is alleged to prefer the Puri Ganesha villas on the beach at Pemuteran, a fishing village in the relatively undiscovered north-west of Bali, costing around £300 a night. Talking of fashion designers, Jean Paul Gaultier can be found at Dar Zellije, a four-suite riad said to have no frills other than its 17th century architecture where not all the bathrooms are en suite.

And last but not least, lets think about Brighton, that genteel (?), happening place and erstwhile Victorian resort on the UK's southern shore. Not only does Norman Cook, AKA Fat Boy Slim hold rather dubious free concerts on the beach, but Liam Gallagher was spotted staying on the seafront at Blanche House, described as a themed B&B costing around £100 a night.