Regular contributor Mac had some thoughts on travel signs that he has seen or heard off during his lifetime and thought you might like to share a smile or two !

• Not to step on any crocodile whilst barefoot
• No ugly or spotty children to frequent the pool
• In Denmark in hotel where the Queen was to stay they took down warning sign on their elevator which read I Fart (think if meant the elevator is in motion) as they thought the Queen might be offended.
• Simla, India – spitting on the road is an offensive punishable up to 50 rupees under HPMC… an Indian was urinating next to the sign !
• Coffee House in India – If convenient please speak slowly
• Puri India – Gods Blessings of Lord Jagahnath with hearty offerings. All offerings to Lord are free income tax.”

Mac goes on to reveal that “I will be 84 next month and because of health problems about the only travelling I do now is to the bathroom several times a night. I enjoy reading of others travel adventures however.”

Feel free to reach Mac at macsan400@yahoo.com with any stories…