On landing, the Stewardess said, “Please be sure to
take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave
anything, please make sure it's something we'd
like to have.”.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are
only 4 ways out of this airplane”.

”Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We
hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed
taking you for a ride.”.